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A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, your wife very sweet”
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins and Women Want To Go ON and ON and ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING!
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…
It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
But I like the way You think!
It’s the thing that satisfies
Ur mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1500/=
When SHE cancels a date, it is because.
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”
A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
Come on over, there’s nobody home.
I went over. Nobody was home
Marital sex is holy;
it should be kept sacred.
Extra marital sex is immoral;
it should be kept secret..:
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil be nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
Ek bar karo na please…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Please karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na please…
Ek pyara sa SMS
A boy and girl go for shoping.
Girl- (jokingly)- You have nothing in ur head then why are you buying a helmet?Boy- Yesterday you purchsed a bra, did i ask you anything..?
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
Boy And Girl Of Class to Asked Teacher:
Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?
Teacher Replied NO Never!!
See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye rat ko krty han papu bistar [...]
Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
Poore bihar ki nahi
girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye
-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
Vitamin”SHE”
ki kami hay
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